Ah, one of my more idiosyncratic fancies is that I'm such a huge TV lover, I actually like to program my own hypothetical TV network. And as much as I adore Halloween, my station would feature Halloween-themed television 24/7 through October. I've programmed all 750 hours of premo spooky October television (that's 6 extra hours because it continues into the morning of November 1st for obvious reasons).
Movies are coded in RED.
Documentary programs & series are coded in GREEN.
Fictional (drama, comedy) television series are coded in BLUE.
Weekday Lineup (October 1st through October 19th)
Midnight: Trick 'r Treat (October 1st only)
2: The Blair Witch Project (October 1st only)
4am: Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
6am: Teen Wolf
7am: The Secret Circle
8: slot for Halloween-themed episodes of shows outside the horror genre
9 - 11: film slot A (kids)
Goosebumps
8.30: Are You Afraid of the Dark?
12: Being Human
1: Sightings Animal X Scare Tactics
Is It Real? (Mon & Fri) / Scare Tactics (Tues & Wed) / MonsterQuest (Thurs)
10-noon: movie slot A
12: Animal X
12:30 Real Scary Stories (Mon & Tues) / Lost Tapes (Wed) / Sightings (Thurs & Fri)
1: Ancient Aliens
2: UFO Files [History Channel] (Mon & Tues) / A Haunting (Wed - Fri)
3: Being Human
4: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
5: The Vampire Diaries
6: Masters of Horror
7: The Secret Circle
8-10: movie slot B
10: Todd McFarlane's Spawn
10.30: Real Scary Stories
11: American Horror Story
12: The Walking Dead
1-3: movie slot C
3: Beyond Bizarre
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Weekend Lineup (October 6th & 7th, 13th & 14th)
Saturday
4am: The Secret Circle
5: Dark Shadows
5.30: In Search Of...
6: Sightings
6.30: R.L. Stine's The Haunting Hour (Yes, it's only 30 minutes)
7-9: movie slot A
9-11: movie slot D
5: Scariest Places on Earth
6: Beyond Bizarre
1-3: movie slot E
3-5: movie slot F
5: Tales from the Crypt
6-8: movie slot G
8: Fear Itself
9: Fear Itself
10-12: movie slot B
12-2: movie slot C
2: Destination Truth
3: The Outer Limits
Sunday
4am: The Secret Circle
5: Sightings
5.30: Real Scary Stories
6: The Twilight Zone
7-9: movie slot A
9-11: movie slot D
11: Celebrity Ghost Stories
12: Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files
1-3: movie slot E
3-5: movie slot F
5: Charmed
6-8: movie slot G
8: Fear Itself
9: Fear Itself
10-P12: movie slot B
12-2: movie slot C
2: Fear [MTV]
3: Night Gallery
MOVIES
Slot A (kids/morning)
- 19 slots -
Pan's Labyrinth
Legend
Fun Size
Ginger Snaps
Ginger Snaps Back
Wilderness Survival for Girls
Never Cry Werewolf
Requiem
Blood and Chocolate
Let Me In
The Devil's Backbone
The Boy Who Cried Werewolf
My Babysitter's a Vampire
R.L. Stine's The Haunting Hour: Don't Think About It
The Watcher in the Woods
In The Company of Wolves
Lady In White
The People Under The Stairs
Halloweentown
Slot B (primetime/fun)
- 19 slots -
Scream
Scream 2
Scream 3
Scream 4
Dog Soldiers
The Cabin in the Woods
Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil
Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed
Let the Right One In
Incident at Loch Ness
Trick 'r Treat
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark
28 Weeks Later
Monsters
Pan's Labyrinth
Milo
The Wolfman (2010)
Chernobyl Diaries
Carrie (2002)
Slot C (night/scary)
- 19 slots -
Atrocious
Paranormal Activity
Paranromal Activity 2
[REC]
V/H/S
Lake Mungo
The Blair Witch Project
Penny Dreadful
The Wicksborro Incident
Grave Encounters
Perkins' 14
The Descent
Evidence
Unaware
Autopsy
Splice
Kissed
Slaughter
28 Days Later
Slot D (late night/cheesy)
- 19 slots -
Carnosaur 3
Hideous
Demon Island
Unearthed
Alien Abduction: Incident in Lake County
Grizzly Park
Big Bad Wolf
The Convent
Crazy Eights
Paranormal Activity 4
The Tunnel
The Final
The Dinosaur Project
From Within
Dying Breed
War of The Worlds: The True Story
Tooth and Nail
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Slots E, F & G (miscellaneous/weekend)
- 16 slots -
Communion
Pet Semetary
Midnight Meat Train
Identity (2003)
The Strangers
Slither
The Host
Dawn of the Dead
Cargo
Lo
Interview With the Vampire
Cronos
Sunday Documentaries
- 2 slots -
Until the Light Takes Us
Haunted Halloween
HALLOWEEN THEMED EPISODES (8am Mon - Sat slot)
- 17 slots -
(half hour programs are paired together)
- iCarly s1e7 "iScream on Halloween" & iCarly s6e4 "iHalfoween"
- Roseanne s2e7 "BOO!" & Roseanne s3e7 "Trick or Treat"
- A.N.T. Farm s1e14 "MutANT Farm" & A.N.T. Farm s2e13 "MutANT Farm 2"
- Veronica Mars s3e5 "President Evil"
- Sabrina the Teenage Witch s2e7 "A River of Candy Corn Runs Through It" & Eerie, Indiana s1e5 "America's Scariest Home Video"
- Dawson's Creek s3e7 "Escape from Witch Island"
- The Drew Carey Show s2e5 "The Devil, You Say" & George Lopez s3e7 "No One Gets Out Alive"
- Freaks and Geeks s1e3 "Tricks and Treats"
- Wizards of Waverly Place s3e2 "Halloween" & Austin & Ally s2e1 "Costumes & Courage"
- Dawson's Creek s5e9 "Four Scary Stories"
- Good Luck Charlie s2e25 "Scary Had a Little Lamb" & Good Luck Charlie s3e15 "Le Halloween"
- Pretty Little Liars s2e13 "The First Secret"
- Jessie s1e7 "Creepy Connie Comes a Callin'" & Jessie s2e1 "The Whining"
- Beavis and Butt-head s5e1 "Bungholio: Lord of the Harvest" & Everybody Hates Chris s1e6 "Everybody Hates Halloween"
- Dawson's Creek s1e11 "The Scare"
- The Secret World of Alex Mack s2e4 "The Secret" & Lizzie McGuire "Night of the Day of the Dead"
- Pretty Little Liars s3e13 "This is a Dark Ride"
"Halloween Essentials" Theme Marathons (starting October 20th)
Alien Night
(Saturday, October 20th 2012)
4am: Fire in the Sky
6: Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files
7: Alien Files [Canada]
8: Ancient Aliens
9: Ancient Aliens
10: Sightings
10.30: Sightings
11: Fourth Kind
1: Falling Skies
2: Falling Skies
3: The X-Files
4: The X-Files
5: The X-Files
6: Alien
8: Monsters (2010)
10: Altered
12: Alien Abduction: Incident in Lake County
2: The Wicksboro Incident
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Possession Night
(Sunday, October 21st 2012)
4am: The Exorcism of Emily Rose
6: Exorcism: Driving Out the Devil
7: Is it Real? s1e9 "Exorcism"
8: A Haunting s1e8 "The Diabolical"
9: A Haunting s3e24 "The Possessed"
10: A Haunting s4e9 "Ghost Hunter"
11: Fallen
1: Apparitions
2: Apparitions
3: Apparitions
4: The Secret Circle s1e4 "Heather"
5: The Secret Circle s1e5 "Slither"
6: The Exorcist
8: Requiem
10: Exorcismus
12: [REC] 2
2: The Last Exorcism
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Witch Night
(Monday, October 22nd 2012)
4am: Hocus Pocus
6: Witchcraft: Myths & Legends [National Geographic]
7: Salem Witch Trials [History Channel]
8: Witchcraft: The Magick Rituals of the Coven
9: Secret Circles Hidden Prayers
10: Curse of the Blair Witch
11: Witches of Eastwick
1: Charmed
2: Charmed
3: The Secret Circle
4: The Secret Circle
5: Eastwick (2009)
6: The Wicker Man
8: The Craft
10: Suspiria
12: The Blair Witch Project
2: Paranormal Activity 3
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Campfire Night (Anthology Night)
(Tuesday, October 23rd 2012)
4am: Nightmares
6: Urban Legends
6.30: Urban Legends
7: Urban Legends
7.30: Urban Legends
8: Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
9: Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
10: Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
11: From a Whisper to a Scream (The Offspring)
1: Tales from the Crypt
1.30: Tales from the Crypt
2: Tales from the Crypt
2.30: Are You Afraid of the Dark?
3: Are You Afraid of the Dark?
3.30: Goosebumps
4: RL Stine's The Haunting Hour
4: RL Stine's The Haunting Hour
4.30: RL Stine's The Haunting Hour
5: Masters of Horror
6: Masters of Horror
6: Tales from the Crypt
8: Trick 'r Treat
10: Campfire Tales
12: V/H/S
2: Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror
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Vampire Night
(Wednesday, October 24th 2012)
4am: Shadow of the Vampire
6: Lost Tapes s2e1 "Vampire"
6.30: Lost Tapes s3e3 "Strigoi Vampire"
7: Diary of a Vampire: The Legacy of Bram Stoker
8: Vampire Secrets
9: Real Vampires... Exposed!
10: MonsterQuest s2e10 "Vampires in America"
11: The Lost Boys
1: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
2: True Blood
3: True Blood
4: True Blood
5: The Vampire Diaries
6: Bram Stoker's Dracula
8: Let the Right One In
10: Interview With the Vampire
12: Vampires (2010)
2: 30 Days of Night
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Creature Night
(Thursday, October 25th 2012)
4am: Jeepers Creepers
6: Destination Truth
7: Animal X
7.30: Animal X
8: Sasquatch: Legend Meets Science
9: MonsterQuest
10: MonsterQuest
11: Feast
2: Grimm
3: Grimm
4. The X-Files s1e20 "Darkness Falls"
5: Lost Tapes
5.30: Lost Tapes
6: Carnosaur
8: The Descent
10: Don't Be Afraid of the Dark
12: Trollhunter
2: Cloverfield
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Killer Night
(Friday, October 26th 2012)
4am: Wilderness Survival for Girls
6: The First 48
7: Snapped
8: Snapped
9: American Justice
10: American Justice
11: Scream 2
1: Pretty Little Liars
2: Dexter
3: Dexter
4: Dexter
5: Dexter
6: Scream
8: American Psycho
10: Penny Dreadful
12: Home Movie
2: Alone With Her
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Ghost Night
(Saturday, October 27th 2012)
4am: Atrocious
6: Most Haunted
7: Most Haunted
8: A Haunting
9: A Haunting
10: A Haunting
11: Insidious
1: American Horror Story
2: American Horror Story
3: American Horror Story
4: American Horror Story
5: Real Scary Stories
5.30: Real Scary Stories
6: Poltergeist
8: The Innkeepers
10: Session 9
12: Paranormal Activity
2: Lake Mungo
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Zombie Night
(Sunday, October 28th 2012)
4am: Wicked Little Things
6: The Unexplained: Zombies
7: History's Mysteries: Zombies
8: Lost Tapes s3e1 "Zombies"
8.30: Zombies: A Living History
10: Beyond Bizarre
11: Deadgirl
1: The Walking Dead
2: The Walking Dead
3: The Walking Dead
4: The Walking Dead
5: Fear Itself s1e6 "New Year's Day"
6: Dawn of the Dead
8: 28 Days Later
10: Perkins' 14
12: [REC]
2: Diary of the Dead
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Night of the Full Moon (Wolf Night)
(Monday, October 29th 2012)
4am: Romasanta
6: Freak Encounters s1e2 "Werewolf"
6.30: Lost Tapes s2e4 "Werewolf"
7: The Real Wolfman
8: MonsterQuest s1e14 "American Werewolf"
9: Werewolves: The Dark Survivors
11: Wild Country
1: Fear Itself s1e9 "Something With Bite"
2: Being Human
3: Teen Wolf
4: Teen Wolf
5: Teen Wolf
6: The Howling
8: Ginger Snaps
10: Dog Soldiers
12: Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed
2: Eyes in the Dark
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Devil's Night
(Tuesday, October 30th 2012)
4am: The Gate
6: Gates of Hell [History Channel]
7.30: Lost Tapes s1e14 "Hellhound"
8: Lost Tapes s2e10 "Dover Demon"
8.30: Lost Tapes s2e7 "Jersey Devil"
9: A Haunting s2e4 "Where Demons Dwell"
9: A Haunting s2e4 "Where Demons Dwell"
10: Devil Worship: The Rise of Satanism
11: Devil
1: Reaper
2: Reaper
3: Todd McFarlane's Spawn
3.30: Todd McFarlane's Spawn
4: Todd McFarlane's Spawn
4.30: Todd McFarlane's Spawn
5: Masters of Horror s2e5 "Pro-Life"
6: Jacob's Ladder
8: The House of the Devil
10: Night of the Demons (2009)
12: Paranormal Activity 2
2: The Devil Inside
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All Hallow's Eve
(Wednesday, October 31st 2012)
4am: Trick 'r Treat
6: Halloween (1978)
8: [REC] 3 Genesis
10: The Hole
12: Fun Size
2pm: Kill List
4: House at the End of the Street (2012)
6: Trick 'r Treat
8: Chernobyl Diaries
10: The Cabin in the Woods
12: Paranormal Activity 4
2: Trick 'r Treat
4: Intruders
6: Trick 'r Treat
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